Ian Hinksman
For the uninformed, crowded beaches, fake alcohol, and commercial music often characterize trips to the Maltese Isles. But lucky you! You’ve stumbled upon a practical list of real things to do in Malta, especially for those with an eye for the alternative. Here are seven unique experiences to mix up your standard trip.
1. Go Bar Hopping in Valletta (Not Paceville)
If the idea of stepping over piles of vomit and dodging aggressive bouncers doesn’t appeal to you, then Valletta is your go-to spot. While it can be bustling with tourists during the day, Valletta transforms into a live music haven at night.
Each corner of the city has a story to tell, and the bars are no exception. From cozy wine bars to lively music venues, Valletta offers an authentic- and sometimes grungy- experience.
2. Book Yourself a Festival Ticket
One of the best things to do in Malta is attend a local festival. While huge international festivals can be fun, they often lack the authentic charm of smaller, local events. These are run by people doing it for the love and the music.
For a genuine Maltese experience, consider attending festivals like Boomerang (31 May-2 June 2025), Earth Garden Festival (6-8 June 2025), or Bloom Festival (likely 17-19 April 2026). Here at these festivals you can find peak Maltese friendliness, music, and community.
3. Experience Malta’s Techno Scene
If Ibiza is the home of house music, Malta is the capital of techno.
The island’s love for techno is evident in the numerous events and venues dedicated to the genre. Follow local techno promoters like Insomnia, Vibe, and Glitch to stay in the loop.
For a truly immersive experience, book a ticket to the GLITCH Festival or the Winter Techno Fest. Expect the music to be loud, fast, and electrifying.
4. Hit Up a Quality Beach Bar
Malta is dotted with beach bars, but not all are created equal.
For a more refined experience, head to Surfside in Sliema or Nine Lives in Buġibba. Both venues offer regular events featuring local DJs and live acts. Unwind with a cocktail or dance the night away with a view of the big blue.
5. Eat Like the Maltese
Maltese cuisine is a funky mix of Mediterranean flavors.
For a taste of authentic Maltese food, try Fin & Gills for greasy fried fish, Grano for the classic ftira sandwiches that will leave you craving more, or Serkin (Crystal Palace) for pastizzi, the cheapest and most satisfying fried treat you’ll ever have.
6. Learn How to Surf
Malta might not be the first place that comes to mind when you think of surfing, but it’s a great spot for beginners.
Cicco’s Surf School on Ghajn Tuffieha Beach is the perfect place to start. While the best conditions for surfing are typically in the spring and fall, the beach itself is one of the most beautiful in Europe, making it worth a visit even if the waves aren’t ideal.
If the surf isn’t cooperating, you can always enjoy a refreshing swim or a relaxing day on the sand.
7. Catch a Mediterranean Sunset
A Mediterranean sunset is an intangible natural wonder. Plan ahead and find the perfect spot to watch the sun dip below the horizon.
For a luxurious experience, head to the rooftop pools at the AX Palace Hotel or the Embassy Hotel. If you prefer a more natural setting, Dingli Cliffs or Għar ir-Riħ in Gozo offer breathtaking views and a serene atmosphere. A sunset ritual is a great way to celebrate the end of the day and set the stage for a great night.
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