Ian Hinksman
The world is slipping towards total chaos, and the brain-dead horde are slowly taking over the world. No not social media users, we’re talking about flesh eating ZOMBIES.
Are you prepared for the incoming invasion? At a guess, the majority of you won’t be. However, there are a few that have been preparing for the apocalypse most of your life – but have you really? Do you even have the basics such as a ready-to-go survival bag complete with all the essentials to thrive in a new world?
Underground Sound an authority in the new undead world
Why do we have the authority? Well if you’ve been following our journey you will know that we have been thriving and throwing record breaking zombie events since 2018, don’t believe us, then check our Official Zombie Apocalypse page right here.
The ultimate bugout bag for zombie survival
To quote Brue Lee, “he who fails to prepare, prepares to fail”. So, let’s start with the very bare necessities of survival, and that is a high-quality bugout bag filled with everything you will need to survive in urban and wooded environments and make it to another day.
It’s not going to be easy but with this bag you’re already ahead of most people
Hang in there and hope for the best
If you think that being woken up by your cat in the the middle of the night with the zoomies was annoying, then imagine the shock at some pervert zombie going to town on your flesh, yep that’s game over I’m buddy.
There is a few options such as a designated lookout, but we’ve all seen the movies, they will probably fall asleep, get bitten and try and hide it from you. Don’t take the risk and get up high with a hammock tent and hope the zombies can’t climb.
In the famous words of Towelie, Wana get a little bit high?
The in-depth zombie survival guide
When panic ensues, it’s highly likely that all your plans will fly straight out of the window. This fully in-depth guide along with a few deep breaths beforehand will allow you to make those all-important first steps.
The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the undead. This exhaustively comprehensive, book covers everything you need to know. That includes how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain.
Communication for supply runs
Picture this, you rock up to what seems like an empty supermarket, your supplies are low, and you really want to ease your sweet tooth while grabbing what you can. After staking out the area and getting a somewhat solid plan into place, you realize that communication is going to be an essential part of the mission.
Forget your mobile (if it even has power) and go all in for a decent line of communication in the form of long range and durable walkie talkies.
The Navy Seals don’t use mobiles on missions why should you
On the go power supply for zombie survival
Your mobile phone may have held up for a few days or maybe even longer if you’ve been fortunate enough to have a constant power supply (good luck with that). Maybe you will get to do one or two Fortnight dances over your first few zombie kills.
In all honesty you’re probably best to not even rely on the grid for any of your electronics that your going to need while attempting to survive the onslaught.
Power through the surrealist moments of your life
Clean water supply
This should really be further up the list. The consensus is that people can survive for around three days without water.
If you’re active as you would be in a zombie survival situation (not even taking into consideration hotter climates) your need for clean water will be at the top of your list to secure. The main issues here is that you will be competing against other humans who have probably looted and horded as much water as possible (forget toilet roll). Or the local water supply is contaminated with god knows what.
So, no matter where you are make sure that you have these emergency survival water straws that will allow you to quench your thirst with clean H2O.
Keep your mind sharp and your body fit
Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse will require a strong mindset and body. In the spirit of being prepared, make sure you stay on top of your fitness, or put simply, you’re going to be the friend who becomes cannon fodder.
Don’t say we didn’t warn you
Smashing zombies and clapping cheeks
Forget swiping right on Tinder or Bumble online dating is completely over. Fear not though, there will be plenty of other people in the same situation as you, and if you happen to meet and trust other humans then there will be plenty of downtime to connect and yes, devour each other.
Now, as appealing as going in raw after weeks or even months of no sex, the last thing you want during a zombie apocalypse is to deal with a screaming baby nine months later, who will give away your location to the zombies and roaming human gangs looking to take your supplies.
Protect from everything
